Phones were down at work today, I got a call at 7am. I don't start work until 9....so my day was early!
I made a pot of Coffee(1), although i put a little more than 4 cups of water, it made barely 2 cups of coffee. I had Vanilla Nut Creamer(2) and I admit a spoonfulandahalf of Sugar(3).
I went to work on getting my curls straightened and then i noticed some breakage in my hair. Either A...it was new hair a'growin' or B...part of the strand said I'm out this...and skee-daddled. I arrived at work and told my friend to check out my findings...while I was looking for them in her mirror our manager walked and i was so embarrased. I just had to tell her why I was standing in an office at 9am in the morning with both me and my friend checking my scalp. lol We washed our hands okay?!
hmmm i kinda lost my thought about why im writing this.
Okay, so I had nothing but that Coffee(1) to drink and at 11am I was starvin'! My first...ok...second mistake was asking my pregnant friend-worker (that's gonna be my new word for friends who happen to be co-workers) to go get something. We did major damage. We went to Five Guys Burger and Fries. I know! I know! Just the name should have scared me off. What healthy, gluten-free, soy-free, non-processed, organic choices are really on that menu? Nada. Although it was good when i first ate it. My stomach feels like....well you know the saying...a picture is worth 1,000 words? Well:
What that looks like is what if feels like. I had the Bacon(4) Cheese(5) Burger(6) of course on regular white bun(7) and cajun(8) fries.
And because I feel the need to burp to feel better, I had to get a Pepsi(9)
I should have followed the voices in back of my head that told me to eat like:
You may be wondering why my sudden fascination with Silverback Gorilla's. I have no answer except all the pictures I see lately pretty much explain what I'm trying to say. So I'm going with it.
Also...the numbers [(1) through (9)] are meant to represent areas that need to be paid special attention to at a Crime Scene.
